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APPLE WATCH SERIES 2

In Howard Schatz, wrist on June 21, 2017 at 8:15pm06


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1. ‘Sup, fam?! You’re goals, bro! I know everyone tells you that, bruh! Shit’s tight! And awesome!

You can cool it. I’m a sure thing.

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2. Whatever do you mean? Aaaanyways, if you could choose any three items to accompany you, what would they be?

An Alexander McQueen button down shirt, a pair of Universal Works pants, a pair of Asher Vans and Han Kang’s “Vegetarian.”

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3. How would you finish the following, “The floor is…”?

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Of no concern.

4. You are not about this life are you?

Or I’m not your clown. A simple task and around fifty-six extra things I’ve been created to handle and that’s it.

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5. Got it. It’s been a while since I’ve done this but what do think about taking a page from Mr. Howard Schatz and we have you get into a few characters?

I’m fine with that.

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 6. Killin’ the game, bro! Let’s go! How would you respond to the following scenarios?

a. A bouncer refers to the man wearing you as “sir” when he asks him to step aside so he can let a very desirable group of eight into the “at capacity” club.

b. You’re a day away from Series 3’s release.

c. A Cartier Tank Solo slides into your DMs.

Wow. Is sliding into a DM relevant anymore? Feels like the world’s moved on.

7. Look, I’m trying here! Can you just work with me?! We’re almost at the finish line.

Fine. Here you go…

a. A bouncer refers to the man wearing you as “sir” when he asks him to step aside so he can let a very desirable group of eight into the “at capacity” club.

b. You’re a day away from Series 3’s release.

c. A Cartier Tank Solo slides into your DMs.

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8. That’s what’s up! You’re an Apple product therefore all-knowing. So, because it’s about to burn a hole in my brain, who is this guy?

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tHAt’S WHaT’s uP! YoU’rE aN aPPle pRoDuCt tHerefORe aLl-kNOwing. sO, BeCauSe iT’s AboUt To bURn A hOle iN My bRAin, WHo iS tHiS Guy?

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9. Ha! Joke’s on you! That meme died four weeks ago. Had a bit a resurgence last week but that was it. Now, would you kindly take the L and answer my question?

“Take the…”? I can’t. Let’s end this. It’s former Giant Bomb video producer, Drew Scanlon, reacting to something his co-worker said.

10.  Okay. So what did the freakin’ co-worker say?

If this were 10 questions you’d know by now.

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BETH LAUREN ‘SATARA’ BRACELET

In wrist on March 10, 2011 at 8:15am03

1. If you could be worn by anyone, who would you choose?

Wonder Woman, on both wrists.

2.  Can you deflect bullets?

Uh… no, but I fit right in there with the color scheme.

3. With Wonder Woman no longer able to rely on you to keep her safe from bullets, what would you suggest she do?

Run.

4. Is there a kindred spirit who you feel is doing the Lord’s work?

SCRAM bracelets. God knows I wouldn’t want the job.

5. If not you then what?

A nice, old-fashioned friendship bracelet. Please note, I would demand a two-week shelf life; anything longer than that and things start to get a little grimy.

6. If you could be reimagined by another artist, who would you choose?

The girls and boys of summer camps worldwide.

7. If you could style yourself, what would be the accoutrements?

A Maison Martin Margiela jumpsuit, Halston blazer, a French Connection white shirt and Brian Atwood pumps.

8. What is the most interesting rumor you’ve heard about yourself?

I’m worn to ward off evil spirits.

9. What if I told you it wasn’t a rumor and, in fact, your are worn to ward off evil spirits?

I don’t know if I want that kind of pressure. Looking good is one thing, but warding off evil doers? Entirely different story, my friend.

BREO ‘SALTA’ WATCH

In wrist on September 21, 2010 at 8:15am09

1. Overrated is?

A laissez-faire attitude.

2. What piece of music would you adopt as your own, personal soundtrack?

Leif Inge’s “9 Beet Stretch”, otherwise known as Beethoven’s Ninth digitally stretched to run 24 hours.

3. What is the strangest fact you know?

Wednesday is the slowest day in the car wash industry.

4. If you could style yourself, what would be the accoutrements?

A Camilla and Marc dress, Hare + Hart trench, Bloch flats and an Alexis Bittar bangle.

5. Can you describe yourself with one word?

Redundant.

6. If not you then what?

A Mondaine pocket watch.

7. When are you happiest?

When on the wrist of someone on deadline.

8. What is your favorite time of day?

There are just too many to choose from.

9. Is there a quote that you despise?

“Clocks slay time… time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.”    -William Faulkner