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In all over, Wacky Waving Tube Man on February 11, 2018 at 8:15am02


1. If you could choose your accouterments what would they be?

A Mary McFadden hand-painted coat, a pair of Tom Ford boots, a Madina Visconti bracelet and nunchaku.





2. What is something a person should never ever possess?

Moronic brain with a learned attitude.


3. What is a quality you love most about a person wearing you?

Humility. The penchant to not abjectly lie to save one’s own ass or get ahead in life at the expense of another is a close second. Never be that person.

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4. If not you then what?

An “Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan” surname.

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5. If you could be worn by anyone who would it be?

Elaine Welteroth. They broke the mold with her.

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Portrait credit :: Lia Tin

6. Do you have a favorite spoonerism?

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7. What is the person wearing you loving about life at the moment?

Who knows?


8. Moving right along then… Curious is?

A blue zone.

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9. If you could appear in any film what would it be?

Robert Altman’s “Short Cuts“…

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…on Annie Ross throughout.

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