1. If you could style yourself what items would you choose?
2. What is a dream you’re working on realizing?
Becoming the main attraction of an unboxing.
3. Do you have a favorite malapropism?
“Keep your eye on the tiger.” Christopher Moltisanti
4. If you could be re-imagined by any artist who would it be?
5. What is something not advisable to do in you and your chosen cohorts that you would love for someone to do in you and your chosen cohorts?
6. In a hypothetical world where dreams actually came true and you could parkour around town, what band would take up the lion’s share of the soundtrack?
Obviously the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
7. Is it safe to thank the gods for the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
I think it is.
For the win, I’m going with Mr. Howard Schatz. That’s not Howard down there by the way. It’s Sir Ian McShane. Wait. Has he been knighted? Anybody?
9. Alrighty. Reaction time. Can you please show me how you would respond to the following?
a. You have somehow ended up in the hands of a quilting bee on a mad hunt for “hip” patterns.
b. The horrible date of the woman currently wearing you licks his lips and oscillates his gaze between her breasts while telling her the eyes are the window to the soul.
c. The woman currently wearing you has just been told by her trusted psychic that you were Nero’s toga virilis in a past life.