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In ears on July 26, 2011 at 8:15pm07

1. If you could style yourself what would be the accoutrements?

Arc’teryx shorts, a Brixton chambray shirt, a pair of black Vans slip-ons and Panterialle black socks pulled to maximum knee-high length.

2. If you could choose to be worn by anyone whom would it be?

Jerry Hsu in a Bag of Suck video. It’s all about cool guys doing cool shit.

3. What is a dream you’re working on realizing?

 I’m trying to talk Chuck Palahniuk, Bruce Jay Friedman, Kazuo Ishiguro and Zadie Smith into starting their own religions because I’m pretty much bored with what’s out there and they all happen to be brilliant.


4. If my response to your statement is, “Truer words have never been spoken,” what was the statement?

Haters gonna hate.

5. What is the man currently wearing you looking for in a woman?

Tenure, elbow patches over wool and the uncanny ability to smoke out a bullshitter.


6. What is the strangest fact you know?

Pit bulls used to be known as nanny dogs.

7.  What is your favorite Euripides quote?

Your very silence shows you agree.

8. If you could be reimagined by another artist who would it be?

Hyphen Hyphen and here’s why…

9. What song would you choose to have piping through you on a loop?

I have two actually: “Hit Em Up” by the one and only, Makaveli and “County Line” by Cass McCombs.


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