1. What is the most interesting thing about you?
You can untie me on both sides. I think. There’s a fifty-fifty chance.
Controlled environments. Why, when you can be unleashed?! Unhinged!
3. Do you have a favorite quote?
“Stay brutal.” It was a bumper sticker I peeped on the back of this sick Jeep Wrangler with monster wheels.
4. Whose editorial would you commit a crime to appear in?
The question is, “Whose editorial would I not commit a crime to appear in?” I commit crimes in my sleep. Dude, we all should!
5. If you could style yourself, what would be the accoutrements?
6. If not you, then what?
I’m likin’ this one! It would, no doubt, most def, have to be my baby, the Cavalli croc, ostrich and leather patchwork jacket .
7. Headbutt or Clothesline?
Shaahh?! Are you serious?! Flying headbutt, man! Here, let me show you.
8. Am I bleeding?
Nah. Well, just a little right there but you’ll be fine.
9. So… which is what in your what malapropismsismprops, would you wear you in, style how’s overrated then the day trip yeah with 7 beatles?
Uh oh. Hey! Hey, how many fingers does she have up?! No, don’t close your eyes! Shit, stay with me! Shit! Does anyone here know CPR?! Smelling salts?! Anything?!