1. Is there a fictional character you feel particularly close to?
2. What is an interesting false rumor about you?
I’m made from the hair of scalped furriers.
3. If not you then what?
A bondage vest made of watches. Thank you Pippa Vosper.
4. Do you have a favorite song?
“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band.
5. If you could style yourself, what would be the accoutrements?
6. What is your greatest fear?
“I’m just gonna take a few inches off the top.”
7. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Anything, just as long as it’s with Pamela Anderson’s escort to the Fall 2009 Vivienne Westwood Red Label show.
8. If you could come back as any person or thing, what would you choose ?
9. What is a dream that you’re working on realizing?
To be ravished by a Flowbee.