1. If not you then what?
A pair of Crocs. They are what I like to call heaven for the feet. And they’re not too hard on the eyes either.
2. Where are you happiest?
Feeding the homeless. Volunteering at my local food co-op. Recycling.
3. In your opinion what is the worst trend?
There are no bad trends. It’s all about the freedom to express and accepting others, flaws n’ all!
4. What is the public’s biggest misconception of you?
That only the pretentious elite can afford me. How silly is that?!
5. Are you aware that you cost $10,892?
HAHAHAHAHA! You’re very funny!
6. Have you ever had a look at your price tag?
No, but I will right about — Oh. Huh. So the misconceptions aren’t really misconceptions at all.
7. Are you okay?
I’m gonna need a minute.
*The interview ended shortly thereafter.